http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/05/business/05AUTO.html

i guess the abysmal fuel economy doesn't register at all...

best quote, by Rick Schmidt, founder of I.H.O.G., the International Hummer Owners Group: "Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed," he added, "deface the American flag and what it stands for."

...now i'm off to piss on an apple pie.